The complete book of creative insults

"You're an idiot" works. But where's the creativity in that?

The Complete Book of Creative Insults is a pocket-sized arsenal of clever comebacks, sarcastic remarks, savage burns, and wonderfully unnecessary verbal destruction.

Organized by mood, the book starts with playful teasing and gradually works its way through irritation, sarcasm, anger, and all the way to the Nuclear section-for those special occasions when diplomacy has officially failed.

Inside you'll find insults for:

• The confidently stupid
• Know-it-alls and people who never stop talking
• Terrible coworkers
• Arrogant people with suspiciously little talent
• Friends who deserve a little abuse
• Exes who deserve considerably more
• Annoying, lazy, selfish, and generally exhausting people
• And those rare individuals who require something absurdly specific

Whether you're looking for a quick comeback, friendly ammunition, or simply something inappropriate to read on the toilet, you'll find something for the occasion.

Small enough for your pocket.
Big enough to ruin someone's day.

Use wisely.

Or don't.

We're not your parent.