Signifying Nothing

A nurse, a boy, a fire-breathing chicken...

Strange things are happening in the kingdom of Slarth. Of course, "strange" is a relative term, and at the Slarth School for Sublime Studies in Sophisticated Sorcery and Spellcasting- known as "SSSSSSS"-the word takes on new dimensions.

A colorful cast of characters romps through this surreal and slightly offbeat world, where adventure awaits any who are willing to face it. Half-human ghosts, trolls, and myriad other beings litter the literary landscape as our heroes uncover a plot so sinister that it could only have been concocted by *censored*.

Follow along as a school nurse, a young boy blessed by an immortal chicken, and a middle-aged dragon still living in his mother's basement embark on a quest to discover why using magic makes people stupid. Join them as they set off in search of a talisman that may hold the answers. Help them discover the source of their sorcerous troubles. But beware, lurking in the shadows is someone who will do anything to stop them.

"A story so profound even Shakespeare mentions it by name."