How Stego Got His Groove Back

"Pure dino erotica fun! I'll happily read any of Lola's dino porn. I guess it's my thing now." - reader review
★★★★★ "Exactly what you think it is!" - Reader review
★ "Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it" - Reader review
★★★★★ "I got this for my wife as a Valentine's day gag. We both got super high and read it out loud together. Better times are rarely had lol" - Another reader review

A sexy geologist. A lonely stegosaur. Sometimes to find love you have to break all the rules...

Beautiful geologist Annabelle struggles with human connection. But when she finds herself assigned to a quarry worked by a crew of revivified dinosaurs, she discovers it may not be a human connection she's searching for after all.

This is a 5000 word story, with two bonus tales included... Tyrannosaurus Sext and Mile High Pterodactyl Club. Warning: explicit dinosaur love action is NOT for children!

Advance Praise from Goodreads critics:

This might be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my entire life. -Melissa Clark

pure dino erotica fun! -Ryann Rice

Lola are you okay, genuinely concerned anyones thought this much about how sex with dinosaurs would work. -Amelia Louise Price

Very well written -Krissy Brinn

Honestly how can you not love this -Tabitha

I read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. -Henriette Weidemann

This plot was wild... Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -Amanda

This neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang... it's silly, it's fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike

Some of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman

Is it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers

Well written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. -Sydnie

This may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -Amna

An epic tale of love and bestiality that makes me confused why I read it. I need some holy water or a good purification method because I need to retrieve some of my lost innocence. -Hamad

Reading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin

10/10, much needed serotonins. -Summer

What an absolute beaut of a read. -Karen

I cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -Katherine

Absolutamente horroroso -Lily

WHAT DID I READ?!?! I thought it would be satirical, a funny book, not actual dinosaur p*rn! -Ary Henderson

The most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch

What in the absolute Jesus Christ was that. -Robyn Jukes

CONTAINS EXPLICIT STEAMY CONTENT! ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!