Goddamned Freaky Monsters

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE'S TRYING TO STOP THEM.

My name's Bill Ryder and three months ago I was utterly consumed by the evil within me. Now I'm back, having awakened halfway across the globe, buck-ass nude and with no clue as to how I got here. The only thing I'm certain of is my captors don't care how much blood they spill so long as they recruit me to their insane cause.

Escape might be the least of my worries, though. Civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical monsters, once thought the stuff of legend, are breaking through the veil, intent on terrorizing mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil that's about to carve a path of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.

Oh, and did I mention that all of this is my fault? Because it kinda is.

My only chance to stop it is to reclaim my life, reconcile with my friends, and muster all the attitude I can - because if I fail then Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.

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Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to unleash this hysterical adventure today.

Don't miss out on this thrilling and hilarious escapade into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.

Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor